I Don’t Know How To Sneeze
Air Date: September 1, 2017
Description: I never learned how to sneeze right. You wouldn’t think that was something you had to learn, but apparently you do…
TRANSCRIPT:
I don’t sneeze well. It’s not in my wheelhouse. It’s not a skill that I have. Most people don’t think of sneezing as a skill, because every animal on the planet with a nasal passage is able to sneeze with no problem. Me on the other hand… my eye bug out, my face goes purple, it sounds like I’m choking on a cough, people are like “Kyle, what noise are you making?” And if I sneeze while driving I just assume people are going to die.
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