Quickies With Kyle: I’ve known him ever since I met him…

Ever say something that makes sense, but also doesn’t make sense at the same time?

Below is an automated transcription with Google Speech-to-Text:

All right, so I’m going to change the names to protect the innocent but I heard the best sentences earlier. This one guy is talking to another guy about a third person and says I’ve known Terry ever since I met him.
That’s how everybody works. You’ve known everybody since you met them the moment you met them is when you started knowing them but it gets better because the person is trying to point out how ridiculous what he says he’s looked up to me, you don’t let me finish. It says, I’ve known Terry ever since I met him and Caleb.
That literally changes nothing.
Nothing got changed.
I just found it hilarious.